Increasing sucess by lowering expectations

My secretly rather dark sense of humor was delighted by the ‘Demotivators’ line of posters at Despair.com.  The perfect answer to that dangling kitten trying to ‘Hang in there.”

The Demotivators feature mottos like:

CHANGE
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

CONSULTING
If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

HOPE
May not be warranted at this point.